The chief export of Chuck Norris is PAIN
Chuck Norris doesn't have normal white blood cells like you and me. His have a small black ring around them. This signifies that they are black belts and they roundhouse kick the shit out of viruses. That's why Chuck Norris never gets ill.
When Dr. Bruce Banner gets angry, he turns into The Hulk. When The Hulk gets angry, he turns into Chuck Norris!

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